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Friday, November 27, 2015

Miss Mouse's Breakfast with Santa

Miss Mouse's Breakfast with Santa

I wrote this. I was feeling Christmasy.



Once, in a very small hole in a wall in a very large kitchen, lived Miss Mouse. She was a very small mouse, with a very small nose, and very small paws, and her very small hole was just the right size. She loved her little hole, because it was right near the big, black stove, where all the good things were baked, boiled, fried, and steamed. Every day new delicious smells would come from that great big stove, and every night the fire was banked up so that the coals would smolder until the morning. On the cold winter nights, Miss Mouse loved to curl up under the stove with her favorite shawl, and feel that warm stove and smell the memories of the feasts it had made.

On one particularly cold winter night, when the wind blew around the corners and the eaves, making sad sounds, Miss Mouse was curled under the stove when the big door to the kitchen opened and a gust of wind came in. The door shut again, and two feet came over in front of the stove. They were peculiar feet, rather small, and covered in wooly green slippers. The slippers stood on tip-toe and the little person took a big pot off the stove. This pot was making heavenly smells, and Miss Mouse desperately wanted to see what was inside it. It was such a big pot that you couldn't see much of the person carrying it, except the feet. The feet walked back to the door, and let in another gust of wind as they went through. Miss Mouse hesitated, then pattered across the floor as fast as possible to go out the door before it closed.

Outside, it was just beginning to get light out, but Miss Mouse couldn't see the pot or the feet. The snow was deep on the ground, and the air was full of crystal flakes. It was very blustery, and the cold cut right through her little shawl. She looked around and around, until she saw the foot marks in the snow. She jumped in the first one. Blasts of wind tried to squish her or pull her out of the little hole, but she kept on going, right into the next three foot marks. When she jumped to the fifth mark, a big white owl swooped down out of the darkness and tried to snatch her up. It grabbed with its big feathery feet, but she burrowed into the snow, and waited. The owl hopped around on the snow for a while, but the wind was fierce and the owl was not hungry enough to hunt around in a heap of snow. Miss Mouse was very cold now, soaked to to skin, and her little shawl was drenched. She climbed out of the hole, and hopped to the next foot mark, and then next, and the next. By now it was dawn, and the snow glistened and sparkled as it swirled around. She saw the pot again now, and the little person carrying it was just going through a door into a big wooden house, with chimneys smoking everywhere. Miss Mouse darted through the door at the last second, and it shut the cold and the wind out behind her.

Now she saw that the feet had belonged to a little man, who gave the pot to a little woman. The room was vaulted and spacious, but filled with little people like the man and woman. A wide wooden door, with knobs low down, was thrown open then, and a whole crowd of little people then trooped into this other room. Miss Mouse followed them and the big pot, and the great room she entered was so bright that she had to look at the dimmest things first. There was a dark wooden table with benches on either side, covered with a feast fit for a king. There was turkey, and ham, and fried eggs, and heaps and heaps of bacon. There were jugs of milk, and cream, and wine, and cider. There were platters of apples piled high, heaps of oranges, fried mushrooms, piles of toast with pools of creamy butter. At the end closest to Miss Mouse, there was a jolly woman, taller by twice than the little people, laughing at their antics as they closed around the table and filed into the seats. At the far end of the table was an even fatter, jollier man, laughing and waving for the little people to come and sit. But the biggest, most dazzling thing in the room, was a tall fir tree, standing upright behind where the big man sat. It was covered in glistening orbs of glass, and delicate ornaments of gold and silver. Under the tree were colorful packages covered in bright paper. At the top glistened a great gold star, and all over the tree magical lights floated, blazing white and yellow all around. It filled the hall with blazing, cheerful light, and made Miss Mouse forget for a moment how cold and tired she was.

Now all the little people were seated, except the first little man she had seen and the little woman with the pot. They ceremoniously gave the pot to the jolly woman, and as they bowed the little man caught sight of Miss Mouse. “Hello! Who have we here?” He exclaimed, “ I do believe it is Miss Mouse from the kitchens!” Miss Mouse gave her best curtsy. The little woman was very kind, and said, “Miss Mouse, would you like to join us elves in a breakfast with Santa?” Miss Mouse was very glad to do this, hanging her wet shawl by the fireplace and coming up to the table. The little elf lady made a place for Miss Mouse on the table (for even very polite mice may sit on tables to eat). Santa, that great fat jolly man, bowed his head, and they all did the same. He said grace, and then carved the turkey. Miss Mouse ate until she could hold no more, and all the elves and Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus had eaten their fill.

Now the table was cleared off, and Mrs. Claus ceremoniously went to the blazing tree and gave Santa the first present. Then everyone brought out their gifts, one by one opening and exclaiming over them. Santa gave Mrs. Claus a beautiful comb for her white hair, and she gave him a new pair of rabbit skin gloves. The head elf gave his wife a neat little green coat with beautiful designs on it, and Santa gave him a new sledge. Finally, every present had been opened. Miss Mouse had enjoyed herself immensely, and was just getting ready to slip away when Santa turned to her and asked, “What do you desire for Christmas my dear?” Miss Mouse paused. She knew exactly what it was that she wanted, but it seemed to big a thing to ask. “Anything at all my dear.” She decided. “What I most dearly want is a little kitchen of my own, in my little hole, with its own warm stove to make delicious smells of my own.” Santa looked very wise, and winked at the head elf. The head elf winked back, and then helped Mrs. Claus to put the big good smelling pot on the table. Then she opened up the lid and the delicious smell filled the room. She started scooping out heaps of popped corn, buttery and delicious. Miss Mouse ate three whole pieces, before she was too full to hold another bite. Sighing with happiness, she sat back for a moment, but now the party was breaking up and it was time to go home.


She took her leave of Mr. and Mrs. Claus, and the head elf and his wife, then she got her shawl and scurried back to the door, over the fresh new still snow, and into the kitchen. She looked at the big stove, and then her hole. The stove was so warm and delightful that she couldn't resist going under it to curl up, warm and cozy, for a snug nap after her delightful breakfast. She slept and slept, and when she woke it was quite dark outside. She pattered to her hole, but it was different. Instead of chill and shadowy, her hole was light up with warm golden light, and quite warm. She looked around, and there in the corner was a brand new stove, with a little stove pipe and a little wood stack. In the fire box was a little banked up fire, and on the warming box sat a little note. “Merry Christmas Miss Mouse, and thank you for joining us for breakfast -Santa Claus”

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

What is up:

I have been doing nothing but costumes and watching The Flash.



I like the Flash. It is like the Spiderman character of DC, in many ways. I have mostly dismissed DC as dark and depressing and unworthy of my time, because of their characters like Superman and Batman. These characters have dark stories, full of unhappy endings and the futility of goodness. However, the Flash has been surprisingly upbeat.

I finished the Ever After costume, the Jack Sparrow vest, the Jane Foster costume, and the Stoick costume. Now for Bellatrix....


Thursday, October 15, 2015

Random stuff

Why is everyone talking in poetry? *Left brain rebels* :-)

I have been sewing like mad, and doing other things. Like, I learned to make armor. And wings.

Mostly costume work for me nowadays, although I am also working up to a wedding dress for a cousin.

My costume list includes:

Danielle DeBarbaroc from Ever After, the Breathe dress she wears to the ball.

Jane Foster from Thor 2, an obscure blue dress with armor

Stoic the vast, but turned into a girl ("gender bent")

Jack Sparrow, also gender bent 

Bellatrix Lestrange

Hmmmmmmm, I think that is it. Most of them are undone as of now, but they need to be done pretty quick now....



Monday, August 3, 2015

Really quick...

Becca told me to post 7 lines from the 7th page of something I wrote.

I never have a long enough attention span to write 7 pages, apparently, so here is a random (and only approximately) 7 lines:

He meditatively gulped from his tankard, then choked. “Well, your first blessing will be that your wine will always be better than this. In fact, lets make it interesting; you will have the finest spiced wine, so fine that it will be something entirely on its own. Yes, that seems like a good blessing. You should call it something good. Come up with a good name, will you? I will think of two more blessings.” They sat meditating for a while, until Tobligundaremusartolimew XVII stated, “I have the name. The drink should be called after someone, and since Tobligundaremusartolimew XVII is a little too mu-” “TOBLI-WHAT? Well I know what your second blessing will be…” “-too much, I will call it Throob.”

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Dear blog

Dear Blog,

I have been thinking about you a lot recently. Even though I have not seen you in a while, the things I want to say to you are always on my mind.

School and work have kept me from writing. Although it has been too long, maybe you will agree with me that sewing for 9 hour stints does not provide excessive time or energy to form words into sentences. At least the 9 new petticoats are done, and the bonnets are almost there too. I do not know if I already told you, but my last three college tests went well: I got credit on all of them.  Excuses are never lacking; I now have federal taxation, advertising, and another marketing test to study for.

Maybe sometime soon I will write some more to you. I want to rant about alien invasions, individuality, zombie apocalypses, heaven(s), and what I ate for lunch.

Until that happy time, I remain, yours sincerely,

Cassie

Thursday, May 21, 2015

I know I just posted but...

I just posted a long thing, but this came up:

MY HERO!!!

Fun Blog Challenge Thingy

So my sister Becca has two blogs



She just posted one of those weird challenge things that let you talk about yourself on the internet, and nominated me for it too. And because I wouldn't miss a chance to talk about myself....

But... I am not challenging someone else or doing any of the tedious rule copying/following. I will only answer the questions, because that is the fun part.


So here they are:

1. Something you feel strongly about?
Um. Lots of stuff. I am going to say Truth, in all things, but especially in theology. Truth is super important: Truth tells us how the world works, about the reality that exists beyond our perception and feelings. Truth is really important for everything and I cannot possibly say everything I think about it in a tiny, easy-to-read snippet.

2. A place you would like to visit someday?
Hm. I dunno. I am kind of Bilbo: I like staying home, drinking tea, and reading, and taking walks in places I know. And then, if I HAVE to go on an adventure, I usually run into trolls and nearly get my friends eaten. True, I may help those same friends escape from prison, and then chat with dragons while wearing magic rings, returning home fabulously wealthy and with a terrific tale, but I spend a lot of the trip thinking of my tea set and warm fire side.  Maybe I would like to visit England. :-D

3. Cool, obscure skill or talent you have?
Spitting. I can spit.  And I can almost whistle through my fingers. 

4.Something I most likely don't know about you?
I am your sister. You know lots about me. You might not know that I am secretly an evil mastermind, playing a globe-spanning chess game with another villain, named Pietro.

5. Favorite genre of music?
Probably movie music- dramatic classical, although I do enjoy Relient K, Lindsey Stirling, and Owl City.

6. What are you going to do with your life?

Probably something really mundane. Farming, I hope

7. How do you react in stressful/frightening situations?
You just want me to say I faint, don't you? Well I do, as you well know. But in my dreams, I fight like a ninja. 

8. Is being right/correct important?
Uh, yeah. See my statement about truth...

9. What is the last word you spoke aloud?
Probably "fabulous", in the sentence, "I am so fabulous!" After finding these memes...

10. If you could change anything about your physical appearance, would you? If so, what?
I would be fit, and not fat. Because being fat has a weird social stigma, and also it is really annoying to try and live around it....

11. Do you lean more towards introvert or extrovert?
Introvert, people are exhausting. Bilbo is an introvert. I am Bilbo.

12. Slugs or snails? (Important question, that.)
Snails. Still slimy,  but they have a handle to grab so they can be gotten out of the way. Slugs are just gross, and they get slime all over, and if you accidentally touch one it is all over for the rest of the day because it doesn't come off!

13. If you were travel back in time to any time period, where would you go? And this is not an optional trip. 
You're lucky you get to chose the time.
Ok, so mandatory trip to the past, in any place and time? Well, I will decide that I will be here (Oregon), in the 1840s,  Because I work at a historical site from that time and so I feel prepared. :-) Plus you could get free land! If I was being smarter, I would choose to be part of Abraham's family or something, because even though it would be harder, God made some sweet promises to them and you get big rewards for good behavior.

14. Did anything terrible happen to you in your childhood?
I think I was depressed. Other than that, my childhood was awesome. I grew up on a farm!

15. How fast can you run?


Actually, I am pretty fast. Not Athletic-Boy fast, but Could-Probably-Beat-More-Than-Half-Of-You fast... maybe. :-D

Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?


Or at least, my tent and recent exploits as an herbalist? :-)

The tent
A short history: when my family decided that my brother needed his own room, and hence I would need to trade around and share a room again, I decided to not do that. I decided to build my own bedroom... so with help I bought a tent and built a platform for it out of lumber we have from the farm here, and voila! Now I sleep in a tent. It has some great improvements: I ran an extension cord out so that I have light, I built a stove (with lots of help from Dad), and there are many cool things like that around... 


I have also been working on collecting the herbs I want to have next winter. So far I have a pound or two of Horsetail, and a few bunches of Stinging Nettle.

Stock image from Google

Horsetail grows in moist areas, like ditches etc. I got mine from the logging landing that has a spring near it, in our woods. My brother and his friend helped collect it and the nettles. 

Stock image of a stinging nettle from Google
The boys were really helpful with the nettles; while I gingerly snipped and carried, they whacked and toted. :-) The nettles really do sting, but only if you touch the bottoms of the leaves or the stem, generally. I got stung and I think the boys did too, but we got a whole bunch of the stalks for putting in teas or hair treatments. 


The nettles like moist areas too, and I have seen a lot in ditches, but while the horsetail does well in almost-mud, the nettles seem to like perpetually moist soil, in the shade, instead.

That is not even close to my whole list. The list looks more like this:

Herbs I want to gather/grow this year:
Nettle
Horsetail
St. John's Wort
Peppermint
Sage
Parsley
Rosemary
Thyme
Blackberry leaf
Dandelion, root and leaf
Chamomile
Rose hips
Elderberry
and more as I find them...

Some of these are on the list because I want to try to make this:


What have you been up to?